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My life.

Apparently Oregon missed the memo that summer is OVER… and that it is almost October.   Bring on the rain and the crisp, cool weather.  No really, please.

Apparently Oregon missed the memo that summer is OVER… and that it is almost October. Bring on the rain and the crisp, cool weather. No really, please.

Reblogged from the-burning-ones

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

Best Craigslist response ever.

I was dying laughing.

I’m honestly not sure if this is THAT funny or if I am just really tired,  but I kind of can’t stop laughing at this.   First rule of toddler fight club, is don’t talk about toddler fight club.   No worries,  they can’t talk anyway.

I’m honestly not sure if this is THAT funny or if I am just really tired, but I kind of can’t stop laughing at this. First rule of toddler fight club, is don’t talk about toddler fight club. No worries, they can’t talk anyway.